I fear toffee boiling dwarves.

Every 3rd Saturday is official Ewok hunting night

I don't like students. No seriously I REALLY don't like students.

Old people dislike me.

One day you will find me, Caught beneath a landslide, in a Champagne Supernova, A Champagne Supernova pissed off my face trying to fight the world and singing a rather perplexing song about the journeys of a goblin and a small eastern-european field rat by the name of Heinrique.

Tony Blair to slap him.

Jose Mourinho to slap him.

Tony Martin, what a national hero that man should be

My alternative self from a parallel universe to see how things woulda been if I'd been born on home planet.

Howard Marks

Pablo Escobar

God. If you're out there, I'm calling you out motherfucker!!!!!!

You. Whoever you are. Always likes to meet new people, especially the weird ones

Football,

Comedy,

Animal care,

History of Jungle warfare (so much more psychological than rural or urban warfare),

Psychology

Scaring toddlers.

Err where can I start in this one

SKINDRED!!!!!!!!!!! (absolutely fucking amazing)

Peter,Bjorn and John

The Good, The Bad and The Queen

System of a Down

Marilyn Manson

Metallica

Oasis

David Bowie

Incubus

Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Guns n Roses

Iron Maiden

Saul Williams

Presidents of the United States

Gorrillaz

Killswitch Engage

Rammenstein

Seether

Kiss

Greenday

Prodigy

The Who

Pink Floyd

Manic Street Preachers

Feel Free Mind (have to include them really, I know the lead singer and the bassist)

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Movies:

Here on Earth,

Shawshank Redemption,

This Boys Life,

Romper Stomper,

Churchill: The Hollywood Years,

Major Payne,

Joe Dirt,

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Books:

Angels and Demons,

The Da Vinci Code

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Results to these Online Quiz thingamidowhackies

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Your IQ Is 145

Your Logical Intelligence is Above Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius Your General Knowledge is Genius

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You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher		60%
Goth		40%
Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev		25%
Emo		20%
Trendy		10%
Skater		0%
Prepy		0%

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You're An Angry Drunk

Ever wake up with sore knuckles and a black eye? Thought so.

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Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?

You are pretty much the coolest animal, a Liger.

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Your World View

You are a moralist with conventional ideas, which some people would call old-fashioned. You probably think that most of the world falls badly below your standards. Your inhibitions and sense of guilt are in the way of your happiness. You think that people tend to use sex for evil, as a weapon. Your parents probably played a big part in the formation of such a guilt complex as yours. Your mind is in chains, and it's time you did something to free it.

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The Movie Of Your Life Is Film Noir

So what if you're a little nihilistic at times? Life with meaning is highly over-rated. Your best movie matches: Sin City, L. A. Confidential, Blade Runner

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You Are 90% Boyish and 10% Girlish

You have a tough exterior - and usually a tough interior to match it. You're no nonsense, logical, and very assertive. Sometimes you can't understand women at all, even if you're a woman yourself. You see things rationally, and don't like to let your emotions get the best of you.

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You Are 90% Evil

You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you!

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You Are Teal Green

You are a one of a kind, original person. There's no one even close to being like you. Expressive and creative, you have a knack for making the impossible possible. While you are a bit offbeat, you don't scare people away with your quirks. Your warm personality nicely counteracts any strange habits you may have.