 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
For a New Experience, To Explore My Sexuality, To Meet People |
| Marital Status: |
Swinger |
| Children: |
Undecided |
| Education: |
In College |
| Religion: |
Agnostic |
| Smoke: |
No |
| Drink: |
Yes |
| Occupation: |
N/A |
| Body Type: |
Slim / Slender |
| Height: |
5' 9" |
| Ethnicity: |
White / Caucasian |
| Languages: |
English |
My Web Gifts
A gift from uname
Note:
Content:
Sent
12/12/2012
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Social Status
| Popularity: | 2 |
| Karma: | 0 |
| Sexiness: | 0 |
| Friendliness: | 0 |
usemyholes82's Scoop
About me:
I'm a modern man,
A man for the millennium,
Digital and smoke free.
A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist,
Politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect.
I've been uplinked and downloaded.
I've been inputted and outsourced.
I know the upside of downsizing.
I know the downside of upgrading.
I'm a high tech lowlife.
A cutting edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker,
And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.
I'm new wave but I'm old school,
And my inner child is outward bound.
I'm a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer,
Voice activated and biodegradable.
I interface from a database,
And my database is in cyberspace,
So I'm interactive,
I'm hyperactive,
And from time-to-time,
I'm radioactive.
Behind the eight ball,
Ahead of the curve,
Riding the wave,
Dodging a bullet,
Pushing the envelope.
I'm on point,
On task,
On message,
And off drugs.
I got no need for coke and speed,
I got no urge to binge and purge.
I'm in the moment,
On the edge,
Over the top,
But under the radar.
A high concept,
Low profile,
Medium range ballistic missionary.
A street-wise smart bomb.
A top gun bottom feeder.
I wear power ties,
I tell power lies,
I take power naps,
I run victory laps.
I'm a totally ongoing bigfoot slam dunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach.
A raging workaholic.
A working ragaholic.
Out of rehab,
And in denial.
I got a personal trainer,
A personal shopper,
A personal assistant,
And a personal agenda.
You can't shut me up,
You can't dumb me down.
'Cause I'm tireless,
And I'm wireless.
I'm an alpha male on beta blockers.
I'm a non-believer and an over-achiever.
Laid back but fashion forward.
Up front,
Down home,
Low rent,
High maintenance.
Super size,
Long lasting,
High definition,
Fast acting,
Oven ready,
And built to last.
I'm a hands on,
Foot loose,
Knee jerk,
Head case.
Prematurely post traumatic,
And I have a love child who sends me hate mail.
But I'm feeling,
I'm caring,
I'm healing,
I'm sharing.
A supportive bonding nurturing primary care giver.
My output is down,
But my income is up.
I take a short position on the long bond,
And my revenue stream has its own cash flow.
I read junk mail,
I eat junk food,
I buy junk bonds,
I watch trash sports.
I'm gender specific,
Capital intensive,
User friendly,
And lactose intolerant.
I like rough sex.
I like rough sex.
I like tough love.
I use the f word in my email,
And the software on my hard drive is hard core, no soft porn.
I bought a microwave at a mini mall.
I bought a mini van in a mega store.
I eat fast food in the slow lane.
I'm toll free,
Bite sized,
Ready to wear,
And I come in all sizes.
A fully equipped,
Factory authorized,
Hospital tested,
Clinically proven,
Scientifically formulated medical miracle.
I've been pre-washed,
Pre-cooked,
Pre-heated,
Pre-screened,
Pre-approved,
Pre-packaged,
Post-dated,
Freeze-dried,
Double-wrapped,
Vacuum-packed,
And I have an unlimited broadband capacity.
I'm a rude dude,
But I'm the real deal.
Lean and mean.
Cocked, locked and ready to rock.
Rough tough and hard to bluff.
I take it slow.
I go with the flow.
I ride with the tide.
I got glide in my stride.
Drivin' and movin',
Sailin' and spinnin',
Jivin' and groovin',
Wailin' and winnin'.
I don't snooze,
So I don't lose.
I keep the pedal to the metal,
And the rubber on the road.
I party hearty,
And lunch time is crunch time.
I'm hanging in,
There ain't no doubt.
And I'm hanging tough,
Over and out.
Who I'd like to meet:
A rocker, a roller, a right out of controller.
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More About usemyholes82
My Other Profile/Website Links:
N/A
Interests:
Discovering New Music, Outsider Art, Porn Addiction, Saving money for more Tattoos, Planning my next Vacation, Tormenting the living, Screening Calls, Chipotle, Looking at Gym Card and thinking "I really should..", Chuck Taylors and Chap Stick, Phases of Reading, Penn Station, Pretending that automatic doors open because I will them to, Occasional Video game obsessing, Air-Guitar, Game Nights, Cleaning house to Huey Lewis, Photoshop, Drunken Rants, Avoiding Ho's, Insomniac-ish, When it Comes Down to it, I'm pretty Amazing I guess.
My Favorite Websites:
www.wikipedia.org
www.xtube.com
www.icanhascheezburger.com
www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com
Music:
Movies:
I'm a movie FREAK.... I am always watching movies and a lot of times I'll go to theaters even if there's not really anything I want to see. I've seen a lot of good movies that way that originally didn't seem that appealing. Well here's a current list of movies I enjoy, I'll be adding to it all the time, hopefully it will end up being a list of every movie I've seen!
Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Dogma, Office Space, Monty Python & The Holy Grail, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Seven, Clue, Pan's Labyrinth, SLC Punk, Party Monster, The Rules of Attraction, Hot Fuzz, Best in Show, Return to Oz, The Craft, The Wizard of Oz, Girl, Interrupted, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Fight Club, The Goonies, Pirates of the Caribbean, Ocean's Eleven, V for Vendetta, The Devil Wears Prada, Sweet Home Alabama, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Cube, Underword, King Kong, Harry Potter (all 5), Beavis & Butthead Do America, Team America, Loser, Shaun of the Dead, The First Wives Club, The Day After Tomorrow, Clueless, Love Actually, Legally Blonde, Drop Dead Gorgeous, The Green Mile, Panic Room, The Terminal, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Rat Race, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Clerks, From Hell, With Honors, The Recruit, Center Strage, Murder By Numbers, Stigmata, Constantine, Unleashed, Kung Fu Hustle, Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Amelie, Election, Cruel Intentions, Sideways, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Lost Boys, The United States of Leland, Donnie Darko, Moulin Rouge, The Matrix Trilogy, The Brave One, Transformers, Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny, Children of Men, Death Becomes Her, The Reaping, Superbad, Lucky Number Slevin, Spaceballs, The Ninth Gate, Bully, Dreamers, Everything is Illuminated, Edward Scissorhands
Books:
N/A
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