 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
For a New Experience, To Explore My Sexuality, To Meet People, Fun |
| Marital Status: |
Single |
| Children: |
Eventually |
| Education: |
In College |
| Religion: |
Atheist |
| Smoke: |
No |
| Drink: |
Yes |
| Occupation: |
Logistics |
| Body Type: |
Average |
| Height: |
5' 9" |
| Ethnicity: |
White / Caucasian |
| Languages: |
English |
My Web Gifts
A gift from uname
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Content:
Sent
12/12/2012
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Aristoi's Scoop
About me:
Hmmmmm and what to put here..... Well if you read my title and are still reading.... LOL... hmmmm. So about me (I know a little conceited but this is where I sell myself). Well first I suppose I should explain my title then move on from there. I am looking for consummate love. There are three main componants of love. I want a complete love: intimacy, passion and commitment.
I love sex. I don't just mean the physical stuff (although that is awesome). I have an honest intellectual interest in sexuality... the sociology, psychology, physiology and biology...... It is all important. I am well versed in the history, biology and psychology of sex...... that is the pervert part. I am also a romantic. I love seeing partners face when I give them a dozen roses or jewelry or a heartfelt kiss and hug........ I love cuddling by a fire during a thunder storm or just sitting at a coffee shop talking for hours........ holding them tight as I look into their eyes...... Meeting their parents...... being that last thought before bed time..... I guess that is the romantic part.....
So...... that is a little about the title. Where next? How about who I am looking to meet. I am looking to meet an intelligent lover. I don't really care about what subject as long as they are driven and passionate about something. They need to be funny and playful because I am not the type to take myself too seriously. Ummmmm I know we are all crazy so they need to match up with my crazy stuff..... I don't expect perfection... just co-habitable craziness.... LOL Ummmm what else?????..... You need to be pretty open and honest and straight forward. Hmmmmmm a strong personality... a little dominant but not controlling. Outspoken and secure in whom you are. I don't want to have to help define you; and I don't want you to help define me....... Well.... I can't think of anything else..... but if you have any questions ask... I will be happy to answer them.... in all honesty if you are still reading this... most of the above was to get rid of those "casual" people......
Hmmmmm..... I have a pretty dry/ sarcastic personality..... a lot of people think I am funny but I don't tell jokes.. it is more of a situational/ sarcastic sense of humor...... I like laughing at the moment if it is possible..... Mostly I laugh at myself... I am a dork..... and I love acting the fool..... LOL...... if you don't like that or are worried about what people think... I am not for you..... LOL....
Did you really read all that? Pat yourself on the back.
Didn't even use a dictionary....
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Your Vocabulary Score: A+
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Congratulations on your multifarious vocabulary!
You must be quite an erudite person.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Somone who can keep up mentally. Some one real... guys and girls that can make me think...... In a perfect world I would love to meet my soul mate.... but until then... Some awesome friends would be great.
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at herr house...she runs around in their underwear just like we do.
2. DON'T CHEAT ON HER. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, she WILL find out and you will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell her she's beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to kiss her in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's just because they're jealous.
6. If she slaps you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch her if you want to. If she's going out with you in the first place, it's because she likes being in your arms.
8. If you don't sleep with her, DON'T tell your friends that you did.
8.5 If you DO sleep with her, DON'T tell your friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy..
11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, EVER slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
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