You should know that while I'm willing to play adult games, I don't cybersex via chat. It's a firm rule, so don't act surprised if I tell you no. If you look to the left, you'll see I'm Happily Married, and have every intent to stay that way.

You might also want to know that I won't add you as a friend until we've chatted. Don't ask me for sex before you even say, "Hi." That'll only get you ignored. It's no different than walking up to a stranger in a bar and jamming your tongue in his/her mouth. Chances are, unless you exude an erotic, unholy attraction from every single pore, it won't get you anything but a slap in the face.