 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
To Meet People |
| Marital Status: |
Single |
| Children: |
I don't want children |
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| Religion: |
Atheist |
| Smoke: |
Yes |
| Drink: |
Yes |
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| Body Type: |
Full Figured |
| Height: |
5' 10" |
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SatanInAGimpSuit's Scoop
About me:
I attended both Oxford and Cambridge universities attaining PHD's in both astro physics and PE. It's quite amazing how many different things you can do with a ball and a hand you know, and when you throw in the element of space, it just doesn't bare thinking about.
After I left university I got a job with a small italian family, but this turned sour when their idea of laundry was a tad different to mine. Anyway, after a few months in a small room with a big black bloke called Bubba everything managed to get itself sorted out. But with this unfortunate series of events on my record jobs were hard to find. So I then got the only job that I could, Managing Director of Time Tables at Rail Track, who said that it was a benefit to get that sort of thing out of the way at the beggining of your career. I spend 4 days a week playing ping pong and the other looking blankly at puzzled customers.
I did get married to a lovely girl called Svetlana, but she returned to Russia after three months mumbling something about salt mines not being that bad. Still what can you expect for 80 quid and a pair of Levi's, she did clean the kitchen though, touch!
I have spent the last two years trying to figure out what belly buttons are actually for, and how you get seedless grapes. I have also currently started a petition to get the bloke who invented the thong knighted, cause I think that it's about time that someone who really deserves it got one.
Unfortuantley I have recently had a bit of an accident, well accident, experiment it's all the same aint it. Anyway, most of my hair has now grown back, in some places in abundance, and the doctors have said that I should get the use of my taste buds back in time.
The good news is that I have recently found God! He was hiding behind the sofa, it's always the last place you look aint it. Anyway, now that I have found him there I have started to charge him rent, after all as the dyslectic would say "It's a god eat god world!"
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone that managed a smile at the above really. If it did, and you really want to know anything about me, then just ask, I might tell you the truth, I may not, I may or may not really be a sixteen year old schoolgirl just having a laugh.
Drew Barrymore, Neve Campbell, Julia Roberts, Lucy Porter, Shawnee Smith.
Stephen Fry, Trent Reznor, Roger Waters, Jim Jeffries, Denis Leary.
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More About SatanInAGimpSuit
My Other Profile/Website Links:
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Interests:
I love to go to live music and comedy shows.
I love movies, flicks or DVD's.
Go to the occasional Chelsea game.
My Favorite Websites:
rude.com
Music:
NIN, Pink Floyd, Massive Attack, The Doors, Snow Patrol, Coldplay, U2, Snoop, Dre, Tori Amos, Amy MacDonald,
Movies:
Fight Club, The Saw Series, The Wall, Love Actually, Pump up the Volume, Pulp Fiction, Amilee, The Bourne Series, The Elm Street Series
Books:
Past Mortem, Dead Famous, High Society, The Wasp Factor, Hogfather, Reaper Man, Soul Music.
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