 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
For a New Experience, To Explore My Sexuality, A Fun Time... |
| Marital Status: |
Single |
| Children: |
Eventually |
| Education: |
Graduate School |
| Religion: |
N/A |
| Smoke: |
No |
| Drink: |
No |
| Occupation: |
Bartender |
| Body Type: |
Athletic |
| Height: |
6' 0" |
| Ethnicity: |
Other |
| Languages: |
Chinese, French, English |
My Web Gifts
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cockazn's Scoop
About me:
Some people like it hard, others soft.
Some go sideways, up and down and some go in and out.
Some like paste and others dont...know what it is???
A toothbrush
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Who I'd like to meet:
"Sex is like a bridge game; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?
5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?
7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?
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More About cockazn
My Other Profile/Website Links:
*Do you know the answer to this Riddle????
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
Always old, sometimes new, never sad, sometimes blue. Never empty, sometimes full, never pushes, always pulls.
Interests:
When people say "Oh you just want your cake and eat it too". Well, what good is a bloody cake you can't eat? What should I eat, someone else's cake instead?
Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what is wrong with it.
My Favorite Websites:
N/A
Music:
Jack Johnson
Sam Roberts
The Eagles
Coldplay
Bee Gees
3 Doors Down
Five For Fighting
Van Morrison
John Lennon
Mariah Carey
Queen
Scissor Sisters
AC/DC
The Beatles
Green Day
John Mayer
James Blunt
Evanescences
Madonna
Michael Jackson
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Bob Marley
Sade
Sarah McLachlan
Sum 41
Switchfoot
System of Down
So Many More...
Movies:
Pulp Fiction
Superman
SuperTroopers
The 40-Year-Old-Virgin
Kill Bill 1, 2
Donny Darko
Butterfly Effect
Wedding Crashers
BORAT!
Just Friends
Matrix
Scarface
American Pie 1, 2, 3
Finding Nemo
Shark's Tale
Old School
Billy Elliot
When Harry Met Sally
I am Sam
My Cousin Vinny
Monsters Inc
Ice Age
Blade 1, 2, 3
Underworld 1, 2
300
Superbad
2 Days in Paris
Ratatouille
Transformers
So Many More...
Books:
"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie."
The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, The Art of War
Macbeth, Romeo & Juliet, The Giver, Blink,
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