 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
For a New Experience, To Explore My Sexuality, To Meet People |
| Marital Status: |
Single |
| Children: |
I don't want children |
| Education: |
College Graduate |
| Religion: |
Atheist |
| Smoke: |
Yes |
| Drink: |
Yes |
| Occupation: |
Stockbroker |
| Body Type: |
Average |
| Height: |
6' 0" |
| Ethnicity: |
White / Caucasian |
| Languages: |
English |
My Web Gifts
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Stafferty's Scoop
About me:
I'm a professional guy who works as a stockbroker, but not one of the "master's of the universe" typs of guys, but I will be any day now. I like dark beer and love to say anything that surprises people. I consider my self to be "the hand up the Mona Lisa's skirt", people don't see me coming but are always pleasantly surprised (Unless they are overly religous or can't take a joke.) I actually did stand up in NYC a little while but now try to pretend to be professional, I really don't know why though. My sense of humor is typically fairly sarcastic and rauncy, but love the classic comedy movies like Caddyshack, Duck Soup, Blazing Saddles, and others. I like dark colored beer and the occasional light colored cigar. I can not say that I am always in my best in bed, but I have never had a woman leave without a smile on her face.
Who I'd like to meet:
I love it when a girls buy me drinks, and i look good enough do deserve them. I want a girl who can take it and dish it out and is not afraid to laugh at jokes that in bad taste (In my opinion, jokes in bad taste are typically just jokes told a little too soon) I need a girl who will put up with all my shit, which shouldn't be a problem because I'm worth it. She has to be height/weight proportionate (200lbs on a woman is not h/w proportionate unless you are 7'2, you ladies know if you are sexy or not, and I don't have the time or energy to put up with B.S.)
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More About Stafferty
My Other Profile/Website Links:
N/A
Interests:
Possibly you, but I make no such promises.
My Favorite Websites:
theonion.com
sportspickle.com
espn.com
fml.com
textsfromlastnight.com
thechive.com
Music:
Rap, Punk, light metal, Classic rock, irish Drinking Songs, basically whatever is on in that particular bar.
Movies:
Favorite Movies: Fight Club, The Departed, Goodfellas, Casino, Gladiator, Good Will Hunting, Gangs of New York, Gran Torino, Boondock Saints, Devil's Own, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstien, Groundhogs Day, Caddyshack, Blues Brothers, Animal House, Snatch, Borat, Million Dollar Baby, Raging Bull, Mean Streets, Taxi Driver, and dozens of others.
Directors: Martin Scorsese, Mel Brooks, Harold Ramis, Jude Apatow, Michael Bay, Spike Lee.
Actors: Edward Norton, Brad Pitt, Anthony Hopkins, Sascha Baron Cohen, Matt Damon, Clint Eastwood
Other note: MICHAEL MANN SHOULD BE SHOT IN THE FACE WITH A HARPOON FOR RUINING DILLINGER!!!
Books:
Lee Child's Reacher series, Man on Fire by A.Q. Quinell, Art of War, The Millionaire Mind by Thomas J. Stanley, Rat Bastards by John Shea, A Criminal and an Irishman by Patrick Nee, and alot of others that escape me.
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