 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
For a New Experience, To Meet People |
| Marital Status: |
N/A |
| Children: |
Undecided |
| Education: |
College Graduate |
| Religion: |
N/A |
| Smoke: |
No |
| Drink: |
Yes |
| Occupation: |
N/A |
| Body Type: |
Athletic |
| Height: |
5' 10" |
| Ethnicity: |
White / Caucasian |
| Languages: |
English, Myown |
My Web Gifts
A gift from uname
Note:
Content:
Sent
12/12/2012
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vappor's Scoop
About me:
Sooo you want to know about me. This is so odd, bc I want to know about you too.
Hello, my name is vappor (in a monotone voice like at an AA meeting).
"Hi Vappor", the others say in unison.
OK seeriously now, Hello, Im a Sagittarius and I like long walks on the beach...... WTF!!! Although true, it sounds like a horrible personal aid. Actually I do not like long walks on the beach. So what about me... hummm. I like running, golf, kayaking and other outdoor activities (so long as the weather is good). I a very well traveled having been to most of Europe (to incluse some eastern european nations), and parts of Asia as well. That said I can not speak a lick of another language besides "beer" and "toliet". Which is good in that order. Let me think of anything else..... I like to talk and meet new people, so Ill talk about almost anything.
Pyhically, I am under the average height and weight for a North American Sasquatch; however I am normal height and weight for an adult male.
Who I'd like to meet:
Is this a person that I "want to meet" Dead or alive? Seriously........ I feel like Im being interviewed by Entertainment Tonight. Did Ryan Seacrest write these questions?
Can I plead the 5th or do I have to answer each one?
Fine, to answer the question.....A dead person that I'd like to meet..... there are so many.....John Doe. He had to be soo cool that everyone who is nobody ends up becoing him. Here is to YOU John Doe, may you live forever..... Well never mind that would be a wasted toast. Who was the real John Doe? Doe, A dear a female dear...... As for the living. First you, if your intersting. if not, then a midget, a rabbi and a pornstar. At the same time. I just made that up. but it sounds like a really good joke. OK seriously, there really are many people id like to meet. First the developers of RLC, Id like to ask them why cant they allow me to change the size of my avatars thing......
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More About vappor
My Other Profile/Website Links:
http://www.iwebcam.com
For that exhibitionist in you, or if you like to watch.
http://www.redtube.com/8827
Watch it and then tell me that is not soooooo hot!!!
Interests:
WTF!! I thought I just answered this! What was I supposed to put in the "about me" area? My deminsions and length or other measurments? I find this whole thing very narcissist. I'm not one that has a "Oh no, I have a small cock so look at me" type complex so either you want to talk or not... no big deal.
OK, fine here are my intersts: Computers (obviously), meeting people and then outdoor stuff like geocacheing, hiking, kayaking and traveling. Of course sex other wise I would be doing farm town in Face book instead. I do not care about decorating. It took me an hour to get a juke box that was not the size of big slab in the beginning of 2001 sitting in my zaby. It scared me for weeks.
My Favorite Websites:
Music:
Rock and pop from the 80s, 90, and Today. Damn it!!! Now I sound like that annoucer dude that does sound bite for a radio station you might listen to.
Linkenpark, 3 doors down, Nickleback... that kind of stuff. Some profiles i have saved just because they have good music.
Movies:
yes i like movies. I really like the ones in color (colour for UK ppl) and sound!!!
Really....... Do you really care? I dont even care what movies I watch, if you do then we need to talk. Fine, Ill answer the question. I like comedy. Stupid comedy and also mindless ones. I like Sci-fi but I am not a nut about it. Action movies and suspense. Can I say Porn too? Well who doesn't? Porn keeps the forearms stong like bull. (hahahaha.... just kidding).
I like movies that tell me the meaning of life, or if an Africa swallow is better than an European Swallow. NO that is not in refrence to swallowing (hahahha)
Books:
Wow..... This is now really stretching it. Do you care what books I like? Can I say which books I like the cover for? Well lets see here..... I do like to read. I just read this one thing.... "pull tab to open". Does that count? No? Really? Damn it.... OK I like Alternate history, some fantacy (not that kind you perv!!!), well that too (hehehehe), and.... books on society. Deep huh?
If you have got all the way down here and you are still SOOO bored that you are reading this..... please PM me with the following: EM28. I'd like to chat with someone that actually reads others Profiles.
Thanks and have a good day.......
Please do not forget to rate it, and tip your watress.
I'll be here all week, try the veal!
Baada bing- baada BOOM
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