 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
For a New Experience, To Meet People |
| Marital Status: |
In a Relationship |
| Children: |
N/A |
| Education: |
High School |
| Religion: |
Wiccan |
| Smoke: |
Yes |
| Drink: |
No |
| Occupation: |
Beginning Comic |
| Body Type: |
Full Figured |
| Height: |
5' 10" |
| Ethnicity: |
Other |
| Languages: |
English |
My Web Gifts
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martinezlive's Scoop
About me:
I've always viewed life as a siren-song of flowering gratitude. If we're not giving back, we're giving up. In addition to holding the world land-speed record for sashay, I'm working on my ultimate goal of teaching sassy forms of walking to needy children in third world countries around the globe. Why lead a CHILD to basic nutrition when they can do it for themselves with sass and attitude? Because as a professional landmine hopscotch instructor, I think I know a thing or two about fancy footwork. On a more personal note, I'd like to encourage a healthy dialogue between us. That said, you may notice I have some difficunty spelling certain words, so if you see ANY grammatical errors, please feel free to devour the genitals of a syphilis-ridden panda. (I'm available for babysitting, catered religious fundraisers and outpatient neuro-surgeries) ......
Who I'd like to meet:
I'D LIKE TO MEET EVERY COMIC ON THE FACE, THE SIDES, THE BACK, FUCK IT, EVERY COMIC ON THIS PLANET!!! Oh yeah...and Dr. Ponte' in a dark alley.
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More About martinezlive
My Other Profile/Website Links:
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Interests:
Walking the streets of Hollywood looking for Ritalin. Laughter. Stand-up Comedy. Filling Seats. Surfing. Travel. Coffee at 3pm. Tropical Beaches. Oh yeah and Someday, I'd like to be a tiny cog in the wheel of a gigantic soul-dead internet groupthink, pulsating from a collective subconscious desire to further separate oneself from the vital connection of bittersweet humanity, vulnerability and tactile, face to face openminded dialogue by instead favoring pointless, ham-fisted shouting into an untamed and uncapped pipe of experimental ignorance which fosters only shamefully self-righteous and disturbingly bloated run-on sentences.
My Favorite Websites:
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Music:
WEEZER..s "Blue Album" DJ Dangermouse remix of JAY Z..s "Black Album" BEATLES "The Grey Album" SYSTEM OF A DOWN's "Toxicity" SKID ROW's Greatest Hits new INCUBUS, "A Crow Left of the Murder" Guns and Roses, Van Halen, Deep Purple, Alot of the 1980's music... That sort of thing.....uhhh....oh and I almost forgot Bob Marley, Hard & Fast, Most Rock & Old School Punk, Wolfmother, AC/DC, The Cult, Rage Against the Machine, Velvet Revolver, Jet, Hensley, 311, Dogstar, Sublime, Iggy Pop, Pepper, Killers, Nine Inch Nails, Big n Rich, Linkin Park, Alice n Chains, Program the Dead, Metalica, Jimmy Buffet, Motley Crue, Zepplin, Tool, Dj Tiesto, U2, Stones, Johnny Cash, Comes with the Fall, Steel Pulse, Ozzy & Black Sabbath, Hank Sr & Jr, Greenday, G'nR, The Blues, The Damnwells, Cold War Kids, The National, Mark McAdam, Sufjan Stevens, Gomez, Lou Reed, Sam Winch, The Weepies, Common, Pinback, Tom Waits, Beasties, Gary Jules, Nizlopi, PJ Harvey, Eels, Magnet, Deb Talan, The Finn Bros, Cary Brothers, Athlete, Aimee Mann, Ben Folds, Lightfromadeadstar, Rhett Miller, Mojave 3, "Livin' Thing" by Electric Light Orchestra is a highly underrated piece of music. Finally, while playing classical guitar with my feet may be off-putting to some - the accompanying visual, followed by years of therapy more than make up for it.
Movies:
Is pixels, light and electronics working together to form Planet Earth, All in the Family, Sanford and Son, Family guy, the Simpsons, Larry King, Flavor of Love, Cold Case Files, Cheaters, The Wonder Years, Cosby show, Family matters, etc, etc, etc.....TV Shows rather than movies.
Books:
Me? Read? A.D.H.D. something fierce. I really need to take Yoga, Focus, and sit down with a book
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