 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
For a New Experience, Because I Should Be |
| Marital Status: |
Happily Married |
| Children: |
Undecided |
| Education: |
College Graduate |
| Religion: |
Other |
| Smoke: |
No |
| Drink: |
Yes |
| Occupation: |
Rapping Mime |
| Body Type: |
N/A |
| Height: |
3' 36" |
| Ethnicity: |
Other |
| Languages: |
English, The 'jive' spoken in the movie Airplane! |
My Web Gifts
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Johnnie_Gray's Scoop
About me:
I enjoy curiously short walks on the beach, Butterscotch LifeSavers, and the sound of a cassette player slamming shut. I find joy in palm trees, root beer slurpees and a good episode of MacGyver. I think hexagons, when they appear in nature, are neat. Writing about myself is not my forte. If this box had been labelled 'About My Breakfast', I probably would have done a better job with the details.
Who I'd like to meet:
A talking penguin. Barring that, I'd like to meet anyone who enjoys talking about existentialism, moral absolutism, or how they're still getting over the end of Breaking Bad.
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More About Johnnie_Gray
My Other Profile/Website Links:
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Interests:
Betting on curling.
Pronouncing the word 'deaf' like 'deef', then pronouncing the word 'reef' like 'ref'.
Seeking out the six genuinely funny knock-knock jokes.
Cyber-juggling.
Making artwork out of Big League Chew.
My Favorite Websites:
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Music:
Anything good. Nothing crappy. Actually that's not true - I like a bit of crappy music too, but I don't tell anyone. Seriously, don't even look on my iPod for Michael McDonald's "I Keep' Forgettin' (Everytime You're Near)", because you won't find it. I've renamed it "Velvet Underground - Heroin" in order to establish street cred.
Movies:
Monkeyshines No. 2 by Thomas Edison. It was really ground-breaking.
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari,
The General,
A Day At The Races,
What's Up Tiger-Lily?,
High Anxiety,
Memento,
Clerks 2,
Dazed And Confused,
The Usual Suspects,
La Grande Illusion.
Also, I liked the Facts Of Life Goes To Australia.
Books:
Skinny Legs And All,
Twilight Series *,
I Am America,
High Fidelity,
Getting Even.
(* I've actually never read this. Does this make me 'hip'?)
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