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squirtmuncher's Scoop
About me:
A nice guy who likes passionate women. Now that may seem odd these days but here is my theory. Men don't think of anything but themselves until they're 40, give or take. Sure, we have our moments of adoraable lovey-doviness, but really, in our hearts, we're ready to hit the next hottie that walks through the door. Now women profess that they don't hit their sexual peak until 40, give or take. I think its because men aren't worth a shit until they hit their mid-40s.
I care if you come. I care if you're happy. I like to kiss... a lot. I believe women of all ages are a gift to mankind to treasure and cultivate as lovers.
Who I'd like to meet:
Women who want a satisfying sex life. Older women who know what it takes. Younger women who want to learn about adult pleasure form someone with experience rather than a gropey newbie or an insinsere lout, or worse.
Girls (any female under 30) you are welcome to visit me in Florida on the Sun Coast: Home of the #1 and #2 beach in the world. Here in Florida you are legal for sex at 17. Please obey the law, ladies.
Women over 35, if you're not local then let me help you with your unfulfilled fantasies. I can arrange a professional videotaped gangbang for the insatiable women.
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More About squirtmuncher
My Other Profile/Website Links:
squirtmuncher@live.com
or on sexserch.com as squirtmuncher2
Interests:
Everything pleasurable, restraint and/or pain as a pleasure enhancer, toys, large objects, really dirty stuff we'll have to make sure you're comfortable with before we proceed.
My Favorite Websites:
www.thehun.net/overflow
www.asstr.org/~Kristen/main.htm
www.ro89.com/index
www.extraporntube.com
Music:
everything from Bach to ZZTop
West African music
Pop
Opera
Jazz
Electronica
You moaning during an orgasm
Movies:
Avatar
All the Star Trek, StarWars, and Lord of the Rings
Espionage movies
Action movies (Mission Impossible genre)
I actually like m lot of chick flicks
[and porn, of course]
Books:
Utopia or Oblivion by R. Buckminster Fuller
The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice
I and Thou by Martin Buber
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