No gifts... yet.
Squirt!
You are asleep in my bed. Your hair is all curled up. Your face is so peaceful. And yet, I still want to just sit right down on you. I think I will do that. I am going to go right now and take advantage of you. Down with the Frito Pie!
You are the sexiest mother fucker I have ever seen. And, you are all mine! How did a girl get so lucky?